Why does santa jokes

Harold Harold who? Hark the Harold Angels Sing! Santa went to the Doctors with a problem. Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom! Doctor: Well your in luck because I've got just the cream for that! Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots. Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

There were two biscuits, on a plate, all ready for Santa to eat. One biscuit decided to go and hide in the biscuit tin as it didn't want to get eaten. As it was going to the kitchen, Santa came in and stood on it and all the other biscuit could say was 'Crumbs'!. I've only got Christmas or winter themed ones here - as I like them the most! Jokes What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! Why did Santa go to the doctor?

Because of his bad "elf"! Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws! Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws! What do you call a dog who works for Santa?

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy Clause! What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues! What did the sea Say to Santa? It just waved! What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm! How you can tell that Santa is real?

You can always sense his presents! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa walking backwards! Santa going through a revolving door!

What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump? Santa laughing his head off! What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents? What is Santa's Favorite model railroad scale? Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him!

Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley! What's Santa's favorite type of music? What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses! What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

Where does Santa go when he's sick? To the elf center! What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! What do you call Santa when he's got no money? What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? What is Santa's favorite Railroad? The Santa Fe! Where do elves go to dance? Christmas Balls! What do elves eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies! What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle! What kind of cars do elves like to drive?

A Toy-ota or an Elfa-romeo! What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train? What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle! Who is Santa Claus married to? Mary Christmas! Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer? What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Who is the Music Elf's favorite reindeer?

What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex? Rapping paper! What does Santa like to have for breakfast? What does Santa use when he goes fishing? His north pole! What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho? Tyranno-santa Rex! What's red and green and flies? An airsick Santa Claus! With his North "Pole"-aroid! What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door! What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride? A "Holly" Davidson!

Where does Father Christmas go to vote? The North Poll! What's red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz! What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?

Cinder Claus! What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish! Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he is an elf-made man! What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards! How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down? What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney? What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?

Santa Clues! Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Why, Santa Paws of course! More Jokes for Kids from emailSanta. Chuckle at Christmas Jokes for Kids! More Christmas Jokes for Kids! United States. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories. Makeover Takeover: Colonial Comeback. Treat Your Family to Homemade Cupcakes. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.

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